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- Betty White Sayings About Life
- Funny Betty White Quotes
- Quotations & Captions About Wisdom
- Love & Relationship Quotes
- Inspirational Betty White Quotes
- Betty White Captions About Animals
- Short Betty White Quotes
Betty White Sayings About Life

1. “Friendship takes time and energy if it’s going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn’t last if you don’t give it proper appreciation.” – Betty White

2. “Laughter keeps everyone feeling wonderful.” – Betty White

3. “Butterflies are like women — we may look pretty and delicate, but baby, we can fly through a hurricane.” – Betty White

4. “I’m a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.” – Betty White

5. “A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are much appreciated.” – Betty White

6. “I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest broad on two feet.” – Betty White

7. “Being blessed with good health gives you the strength and loving what you do and – is a privilege that keeps you going. So I’m just happy as a lark.” – Betty White

8. “Does desire melt away with age? I’m waiting for that day to come.” – Betty White

9. “I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it’s one passion or a hundred, that’s what keeps life interesting.” – Betty White

10. “It’s your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don’t take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.” – Betty White

11. “My mother always used to say, “The older you get, the better you get.” – Betty White
Funny Betty White Quotes

12. “Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, nine if you’re ugly.” – Betty White

13. “My answer to anything under the sun, like, ‘What have you not done in the business that you’ve always wanted to do?’ is ‘Robert Redford.’” – Betty White

14. “We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it.” – Betty White

15. “I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot.” – Betty White
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16. “Gravity has taken over. So there’s not much I can do about it… My problem with plastic surgery is you’ll go to a women’s press conference or something like that, and old friends will come up and I kind of don’t recognize them.” – Betty White

17. “I’m a health nut. My favorite food is hot dogs with french fries.” – Betty White

18. “People have told me ‘Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends…’ At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I’d need a Ouija board.” – Betty White
Quotations & Captions About Wisdom

19. “One thing they don’t tell you about growing old – you don’t feel old, you just feel like yourself. And it’s true. I don’t feel eighty-nine years old. I simply am eighty-nine years old.” – Betty White
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20. “Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don’t worry about other people so much.” – Betty White

21. “Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we’re abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.” – Betty White

22. “The Greeks had a word for it… Pythagoras said a long long time ago, “If you have a wounded heart, touch it as little as you would a wounded eye… There are only two remedies for the suffering of the soul: hope and patience.” – Betty White

23. “My philosophy for staying young is to act bubbly every day. Drink bubbly every birthday!” – Betty White

24. “There is no fool like an old fool.” – Betty White

25. “That’s when you have to remember that image in the mirror and not let success get to you. It is important that you not believe your own publicity. Be grateful for whatever praise you receive, but take it with a grain of salt.” – Betty White

26. “I know it sounds corny, but I try to see the funny side and the upside, not the downside. I get bored with people who complain about this or that. It’s such a waste of time.” – Betty White

27. “I’m having the time of my life and the fact that I’m still working – how lucky can you get? I’m 90 years old and still able to work as much as I do. That’s a privilege.” – Betty White
Love & Relationship Quotes

28. “I’m not what you might call sexy, but I’m romantic. Let’s put it that way.” – Betty White

29. “Why retire from something if you’re loving it so much and enjoying it so much … What would I do with myself?” – Betty White

30. “If you’re walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I grew up with that, and I hate to see something like that get lost. I still like to see that a man opens the door.” – Betty White
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31. “If a guy’s that cute, you’ve got to tap that booty.” – Betty White

32. “I’ve enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.” – Betty White

33. “There’s no formula. Keep busy with your work and your life. Keep the person in your heart all the time. Replay the good times. Be grateful for the years you had.” – Betty White
Inspirational Betty White Quotes

34. “I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It’s that simple.” – Betty White

35. “My mother also taught me that if you lie to anybody on the planet, don’t lie to that person reflected in the mirror. Always be able to meet your own eyes and know that you’re telling the truth.” – Betty White
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36. “I know unless I’m true to myself I couldn’t be happy. Too much emphasis is placed today on externals and too little on character.” – Betty White

37. “Don’t try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won’t live long enough to find out about, but I’m still curious about them.” – Betty White

38. “Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way.” – Betty White

39. “It’s been phenomenal, but everybody keeps congratulating me on my resurgence and my big comeback. I haven’t been away, guys. I’ve been working steadily for the last 63 years.” – Betty White
Betty White Captions About Animals

40. “People who don’t like cats haven’t been around them. There’s the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.” – Betty White

41. “It’s a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately nine million pets enter shelters each year.” – Betty White

42. “Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.” – Betty White

43. “I’m not into animal rights. I’m only into animal welfare and health. I’ve been with the Morris Animal Foundation since the ’70s … I’ve worked with the L.A. Zoo for about the same length of time. I get my animal fixes!” – Betty White

44. “I always wanted to be a zookeeper when I was growing up, and I’ve wound up a zookeeper!” – Betty White
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45. “Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.” – Betty White

46. “Animals are near and dear to my heart, and I’ve devoted my life to trying to improve their lives.” – Betty White
Short Betty White Quotes

47. “I’m a teenager trapped in an old body.” – Betty White

48. “You can’t ask for better than two things you love the most.” – Betty White

49. “You’re never too old for anything.” – Betty White

50. “If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.” – Betty White

51. “You don’t luck into integrity. You work at it.” – Betty White
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